Help Win the War Against Christmas!
Haven’t you had enough of this so-called “holiday”? — which is really just another scam to get you to shop for things nobody needs. Aren’t you tired of the compulsive shopping, and the guilt if you don’t obey what the mass media commands? Look at these people! They’re taking matters into their own hands! FREEDOM FIGHTERS AGAINST CHRISTMAS! Yes, you don’t have to follow the herd! Americans are the most heavily armed people on the planet, and we don’t have to take it anymore — ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS SAY NO TO CHRISTMAS!